Maybe old, but do you like it ?

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from JFK
to Dublin.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
brought and
placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me ,too! I didn't know we had a choice."

Ha! I'll be repeating that one at work tomorrow!

dumb...

That is so hilarious!! I am not just sucking up or anything either, it really made me laugh out loud!! (and I am in school) Way To GO!!!!

Hahah thats genius, I've never heard it.
Hahahahahahahah!

i laughed.

LOVE IT!

Haha. Ive never heard that one. It was funny

that's a good one

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nice one



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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!

I do like that one. In fact, I sent it to friends a couple of weeks ago.

This is great I'll have to go tell it to my husband. Thanks for the laugh!