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What is the funniest thing your friend has done?

Once my friend and I were in a craft shop to buy some glue sticks for my hot glue gun. All we could find were the sticks that were a foot long. I told my friend that they were ok that length, that we could cut them in half so they wouldn't be so hard to work with. She got a horrified look on her face and said, "You CAN'T do that!!! All the glue will leak out!!"
Everyone around us cracked up laughing. I thought she was just trying to be funny. When we all found out she really thought the glue would leak out, we cracked up again. This was around Easter time and the store had a person dressed up as the Easter Bunny. He came over to us and doubled up, slapping his leg and shaking his head. He picked up a glue stick and pretended to break it and getting glue all over. He patted her on the head and went back to his display still shaking his head. Anne was mortified.
She still dislikes glue sticks and Easter Bunnies.

Actually....she's a true redhead! Report It

He fell off his back and crushed his left testicle. it was pretty funny.

She tripped in the middle of the hallway and and landed on her stomach,her books and purse went flying across the hall and hit someone ( I was laughing the whole time, it was hilarious!)

My friend started singing, "this is ParaDISE!!!!!!!!!!!" in the middle of class, then she started grabbing my ruler and fighting me for it! My other friend started a book of the weird things that go on in that class!

hit hus thumb with a hammer

Pissed on an electric fence......I'll never forget it

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