Read the following joke. It's really funny!?

A WOMAN WOKE HER HUSBAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
'There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning!' she said.
'Who should I call?' asked her husband.'The police or ambulance?'

LMAO ROFL!!!!!!! did you made that up cz if you did you should be proud of yourself thats well funny!!! im not being sarcastic that really is good you must tell me more.

hehe sounds like a typical bloody man!

Ha! ha! funny....

lol hilarity =)

like it alot ;-D

lol

now THAT'S FUNNY!


thanks!

lol thnx for da laugh!
10/10

LOL thats funny good one mate

very good,


Heres a couple you may like. :)



Short Husband and Wife Jokes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"


When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.


A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.

Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.

Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

good one!

HA HA!Thats a good one!LOL!

Haha too funny

L O L 9/10 x

I don't get it.

lmao...star.

i dont get it !!! someone explain plz!!

ha ha :) very good

good one.

that one rocked! thanks for the laugh

hahaha
funny
jane

hahaha...funny