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these should be pretty simple...

1. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
2. What is the difference between here and there?
3. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
4. What runs but cannot walk?
5. What has to be broken before it can be used?
6. What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

1. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
~~~ A Barber!
2. What is the difference between here and there?
~~~ The alphabet 't' !
3. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
~~~ Lunch and Dinner!
4. What runs but cannot walk?
~~~ A watch!
5. What has to be broken before it can be used?
~~~ An egg!
6. What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
~~~ A yardstick!

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1.barber
2. "t"
3 lunch and dinner
4.water
5.silence
6.yardstick

1. barber
2. "t"
3. lunch and dinner
4. water
5. a glow stick
6. a yard stick

1.?
2. a T
3. Lunch & dinner
4. A river or a stream
5. Silence
6. A yard

2) the t
3)lunch and dinner
4)nose

1.barber
2.the letter t
3.lunch and dinner
4.a car
5. a glow stick
6.tyardstick

1. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? Barber

2. What is the difference between here and there? The letter T

3. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Words and dust

4. What runs but cannot walk? Refrigerator, maybe?

5. What has to be broken before it can be used? idk

6. What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? idk

Santa Clause
Here is present tense and there is past
it does`nt matter what you eat for breakfast, as long as you eat something.
car
ketchup
idk a tiger

1. Barber
2. The letter "t"
3. lunch and dinner
4. water, a watch, a clock, your nose!
5. An egg
6. A yard or a yardstick

1 barber
2t

3 lunch and dinner
4 water
5 glow stick
6 yard stic

1. barber
2. the letter t
3. lunch and dinner
4. river or stream??
5. egg ??
6. a yard stick




the ones with the "?" i am not sure about

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