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Do you realize that 50 years ago, we were sitting at this very table?


"I sure do" said the old man. "But I bet we were sitting here stark naked, fifty years ago."

The old lady responded, "Yes, we were young and in foolish love back then."

"let's relive that moment" she said.

So they undressed and sat back down. "You know, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were fifty years ago," she told the old man.

"I don't doubt that," he said, one is in your coffee and the other is in your porridge."

ahahahah thats hilarious. *saggy tiities* lol
great joke

lol =) cute

I just threw up a little bit in the back of my mouth.

Gross !!!!

Just kidding.... that joke IS GREAT !!!

Please have a star... from Aaron / Berlin.

Arrrrrgggggghhhhh, I've got this to come...

cute

Thats a combination of ew, funny, and I don't ever want to get old.

lmao...star.

lol, funny.

lol thats funny

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