Adult only joke please!?

I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many
a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

lol i never heard that 1 b4.... I LOVE IT!

Oh! I have heard, actually read, this one before. But it still made me laugh.

THAT was funny,,,,,thanks

lol...this is cute no matter how many times i read it. It appeared in Maxim, Playboy and FHM.

haha fuunny

ahahahaha.

Outstanding!

OMG that is funny.... awesome!!!!

Really i enjoy it after 3 readings////////////////HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Funny joke.... Sick family!

That is awsome!!!

It was realy a great test 4 u & ur love towards ur partner. U did good & great job.

But after some time when u got married with the girl u can ask the same jok to ur sister-in-law & make watch her reaction.

it took me a minute but that really was funny

Funny! 100!

heard it before but always funny have a star