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A quick riddle......10 points for right answer.?


A 17 year old teenager crashes his motorcycle into a tree. His father died from the exact same accident 15 years before.

The lad arrives in hospital and needs an operation. The surgeon walks up to him and says, "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son"

How is this possible?

The doctor is the mother!

its his mom

Its his mum

The surgeon is his mother

The surgeon is his Mum?

the surgeon is his mum

he has two fathers.

The surgeon is the lads step father?

the boy's father is God and hee is dead and is in heaven

ha ha that shyt had me but its his moma

its his mom

the doctor is the mom! duh

it's his mom

His name is John Darwin. lol

the surgeon is is mother

It's his mum,

This is an oldie

a bit like "why are manhole covers circular?"

the surgeon is his mother .... i heard that the other day =]

his mom cheated on his dad, and the doctor is his REAL fahter, and the other guy who died isn't, lol

Its his mum, i know its been answered 100 times already but i might aswell get the 2 points and if you want you can give me the 10 aswel :)

the doctor is the mother.

Mother

the surgeons his mum !

The mother

i my aswell get 2 points it is mum

Good luck trying to give ten points to ALL those people!

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