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Heather Mccartney Xmas Prezzie?


I've just heard that Paul has decided to bury the hatchet this xmas and is buying heather a new wooden leg. Mind you it's not her main present its just a stocking filler.

A reporter went up to Paul and said to him "Paul... I understand that you just finished going through a bitter divorce.... Do you ever have plans of ever going down on one knee again?"

Paul replied "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

funny

Lol...

Oh dear - a very 'last year' joke. Not funny anymore xx

But where did he bury the hatchet.

lol - groan!


Where do they come from?

ha ha good one

not funny

is that funny? may be so........

lol,,,,,

i/ll let you have that one its Xmas.lol

heaed it before

Lol good one.

lol

funny joke

lol

OH that's mean...... and funny LOL!!

Haha

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