If you think these jokes are good please star it?

1. why were the vegies laughing?
a. they saw mr. green PEA(pee) over the fence

2. your mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers is the door.

3.since light is faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

i got lots of racist ones, but i dont like posting them, what gain is it for me? lol

Nice! funny ones. would probably avoid number two though - its funny, but uptight people might take it the wrong way......

thanx for making me laugh!!!

its hard to find funny jokes when they arent racial in any way... but these are cute

Why did the little kid close the fridge and run?
He saw the salad dressing

Pretty bad i know just felt like putting it up

2 and 3 are good.

3 is best, i`ll give you a star