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1. A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

2. As I was going to Saint Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
the seven wives had seven sacks,
the seven sacks had seven cats,
the seven cats had seven kits.
kits,cats,sacks,wives,
how many were going to Saint Ives?

3. You can't keep this until you have given it

4. Where may you find roads without cars;
Cities without houses;
and Forests without trees?
What am I ?

6. I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I cant hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from you I can't run. What am I?

Good luck!!!

Try Not to cheat

1. The maid did it because there's no mail service on Sundays.

2. Just one...you.

3. a promise

4. A dictionary.

6. A shadow.

1. the maid. no mail on sundays.
2. one! you were!
3&4. i ran out of brightness inside my brain, hahahah, lol

awww c'mon... im stuck..... ANSWERS ANSWERS ANSWERS! lol

the wife, she was sleeping when her husband was murdered, one person going to saint Ives,a ocean

1st one is the maid since their are no mails on sunday.
2)only one since you were the one

( i knew these before i read the answer)

3)maybe advise

4)in a map!

6) (where's the fifth one?) i think its death

Just curious - what happened to #5?

The Maid, Mail on Sunday is the clue. no mail on Sundays

Saint Ives , I was going, the others I met. answers I

Given, keep, answers. time?

What am I = ?

The figureing was Fun, thanks

1- The maid, you don't get mail on Sundays.

2- Just you.

3- Your Word on something.

4- A map.

6- A shadow.

1) The maid 2) You were the only one going to St. Ives
3) A promise 4) A Map 5) What happened to it?
6) A shadow

1. The Maid--there is no mail on Sundays.
2. One
3. A map?

1)butler
2)1(thats u)
3)secret
4)a map
5)********
6)shadow

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