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A man was going the wrong way.....?


down a one-way street. A policeman waved to him and kept going without giving the man a ticket. Why?

EMU.... YES that is correct!!!!!!!!!!

It's a parade, and the man was in it.

he was walking

he was walking

He was walking

he was walking

cuz the cop was drunk?

The man was walking

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