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Why can't you take a picture of?


A woman with hair curlers?

Diamond 1:
YOU must be really stupid if you couldn't get this one your own... (blonde)...

you need to use a camera. Hair curlers can't take pictures.

not funny

because in camera it's seems like death's standin' n' callin' me with open arms ..

You can't you take a picture with hair curlers! You need a camera!!!

hair curlers cant take pictures

huh, i don't get it....

EDIT
oh wait i get it now after readin the answers. that is the stupidest thing ever!

dummy

Because you don't want to know which "hair" she was attempting to curl

Because they look bad with them on.

what?

check this out


Female: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
Male: OK
Sound of steps....
Female: "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
Male: "It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
Female: "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Male: Yes
Sniff sniff
Female: "Ah perfume - you think of everything.This is great....." (long sigh)

*Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
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Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

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