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As I recall, there was a professional drinking contest run ever year out of Venice Italy and the winner for several years in a row was a local Italian guy.

Well as you would have it, one day an American tourist was passing through and he heard about this world champion drinker. So he challenged him to a unsanctioned drinking match.

Now no one was aware of this, but the American was a major league alcoholic. So they had their contest and when it was all over, the American tourist had drunk the Italian under the table.

First time in recorded history that anyone ever drank a Venetian blind.

<would you star it if you like it or leave a comment please? Thanks>

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sorry we lost him ...flat line.鈻掆枓鈻掆枓鈻掆枓鈻掆枓鈻掆枓

the biggest groaner i've ever read! go americans!

lol

lmao...star.

I want to punch you in your ovary

Pretty funny! 8/10!

stupid lol

Tee Hee!!!!!!!

kinda dumb... kinda funny...

quite funny.

I didn't really get this! Who ever worte this shouldn't quit their day job!!! lol!

huh? i must be stupid? i don't get it......

hahahaha i approve. very funny.

You think that was a bad joke? This one is so lame that after 5 hours it has one star and no answers.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

yep not funny, you're right.

That was horrible, but still a little funny.

That was cute..a clean joke.You got it from me.

Good!

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