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A man pays a visit to his doctor?


He said to the doctor, "I am a compulsive thief, is there any way can you help me?"
The doctor replied, "Take these tablets for two weeks, if they don't do you any good see if you can get me a DVD recorder".

Brill!!

Got me chuckling!!

10/10 and a star for you!! *

uh, it's okay

me

heh, not bad...

giggle

ha ha

Reasonable ha ha

he he ... ...

lol....funny

nice one!

that's funny, the doc is crazy

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

good one

i like it alot

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