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Bush Declares War On Bird Flu?


Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach to the War on Bird Flu," President Bush launched a nuclear attack on Turkey today. He said the Canary Islands are next...

wait a minute the weed has beaten me to it
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ooops i missed an r out.
clever gurl for spotting the deliberate mistake he he Report It

LOL! Nice one - sums the dope up well

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HAHAHA~~

Good One!!!
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lol,sorry but that was silly,keep trying thought

hehehe, he might wanna try that at the White House, there are plenty of t*ts there

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as my bother carpy would say, thats a squawker

Lol, very good

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

nice one. i just hope that 1 goes better than his war on weather;-0

Don't give up your day job

Did you forget your medication today?

Nope..... not funny.

Eh?

Only about a month late, and very lame...

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