Got change for a $100.00 bill?

Eddie really wanted to have sex with this really sexy, hot young secretary at his office....but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie was so frustrated that he went to her and said "I'll give you $100.00 if you'll let me have sex with you."

The young girl said "No." To which Eddy responded, "I
ll be real fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to pick it up, and I'll be finished before you can pick up the money."

She thought about it and agrred to it if her boyfriend had no objections. So, she called him and he gave it a lot of thought and said that it would be O.K., but to ask him for $200.00 and pick up the money real fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

45 minutes later, she still hadn't called her boyfriend, so he called her.

She answered. still breathing hard from the ordeal, she responded "He had all quarters."

Basic Business Mangement: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and gettin

That was quite funny!! Thanks for making me giggle. Star for you x

funny

lmao

lmao...star.

That's awesome! Thanks for the laugh!

hahaha!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty good.

Nice!

lol

AMEN to that one...LOL!!

Are you greek?

lol ive read this before. funny everytime. clever guy.

that was funny! you get a star! :0)

Predictable but sweet.
lol :)

hola como esta.

haha

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lol!!! star

me

I haven't heard that one before. I like it.

that hilarously funny.

7 out of 10. Quite funny.

Touche

funny

hilarious

Really enjoyed that one. Star for you.