| Jokes & Riddles |
| Ok, I have this poem for school.......... What would be a good line for the blank spot? |
Atnas
Twas the night before christmas and all through the minefield
Not a thing was stirring not even a blast shield
Then from over the hills and far away
We hear someon...... |
| Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table...? |
Lol, I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... |
| Do you hear what I hear? |
I hear sizzling. Is that you, my honeybunch frying pan? ...... |
| Good Riddle!!!? |
It doesn't have a single "e" in it ...... |
| Doctor Joke? |
OMG. thats brill, its soooooooooooooo funny LMAO,XXX STAR FOR YOU. ...... |
| The golden compass humour? |
proved it-u have got a good sense of humour lol!!! ...... |
| The maker makes it, but doesn't use it. The user uses it, but doesn't know they're using it. What is it? |
a coffin ...... |
| Solve this riddle!!!? |
suicide ...... |
| The Real Cause of Global Warming? |
So what you saying is that we need more pirates. Interesting........lol ...... |
| Remember - you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led!? |
I seem to recall Stan Laurel saying that sometime in the 1920s ...... |
| What do u think of my joke? |
I LIKE IT. it was cute and funny. ...... |
| How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? |
reindeer don't have to change lightbulbs because they just talk to the elves since the elves are santas slaves and he can force them to change the lighbulbs for them becaus...... |
| Simple calculation? |
59 days. ...... |
| Here's another one? |
never, the boat and the ladder rises with all the incoming water, so the ladder is always in the same place in respect to both the boat and the water. ...... |
| Do blondes do it better?? |
Yeah like everything better! Duhh! ...... |
| What happens when a cheating cheater is cought cheating on his cheating test? |
Friend,
He will be taken to punishing authority for awarding punishment by the person authorised to take him to punishment authority for punishment. ...... |
| Christmas Spirit I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE FATSO, Get those reindeer off my roof? |
.Awwww ,My Dad used to say that to us when we were younger and then he said it to the grandkids every year until he passed away a year ago.Thanks for the memories.Merry Christma...... |
| Some good riddles? |
Friday is the name of his horse ...... |
| Need help!! Smat people! Funny people! Everyone help!? |
If you are going to suck up to someone with being funny,
you need to be quick on responding. People laugh at themselves and their lives first. So respond in that fashion.
In a...... |
| Find it funy? |
lol thanks for the laugh =). ...... |
| Funny Jokes... anyone? |
A man from a food company goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc, I need your help, I have this strange urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer at work."
The doctor ...... |
| Some funnies for you, enjoy!? |
L O L 10/10 x ...... |
| The blonde cookbook? |
omg thats sooo funny. but the colour of your hair does not change your intelligence ...... |
| What is the ultimate PRANK??? |
clear saran wrap or plastic wrap on the toilet seat. My cousins and I didn it to my aunt one april fools day, she got extremely mad. ...... |
| What has Pink Floyd got in common with Princess Diana? |
Ha ha ha ,,,, ...... |
| Have ye ever met some one who cant take a joke for there lives...? |
yes!! BUT NO SOMEONE IN YAHOO ...... |
| What is a lesbian dinosaur called? |
A gay dinosuar
MegaSoreAss ...... |
| Wrong pew.............................. |
Good one ;0) ...... |
| How clever are u? |
1-All 5 vowels and they are in order
2-Only word to end in "mt" in English language ...... |
| Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention? |
C'mon give her another chance....silly!!! ...... |
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