| Jokes & Riddles |
| Bugs be gone? |
Hahahahahaaaa....like it...another good one mate ...... |
| Now is this true maybe not you tell me last one folks as i am off to bed? |
i looked at my family hun, think dad was firing blanks, when i see some of them, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxx ...... |
| What does Jack Frost get for Christmas day? |
a warm winter coat baby! ...... |
| I'm sharing some thoughts with y'all? |
So here I am sitting in a towel, pondering all these things you've said.... I'd go and get on with my day but I can't stop laughing!!!!! Thanx for cheering me up!...... |
| Chinese newlyweds? |
Ha ha ha ,,,, ...... |
| What's the least number of chairs? |
Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already!!! ...... |
| Brainteaser.? |
364 ...... |
| Top 10 Peeves dogs have about people? |
roflmao....I know my Siberian Husky gets p!ssed when I do the slight of hand thing, he figured me out . And man or woman wouldn't leave the house if they could lick thems...... |
| Here's a fun one. What if Rapunzel's hair was a weave? |
Then i feel sorry for the poor sap that tried to use it as a rope, he would have NEVER made it up that damn tower wall. ...... |
| If you could ask me any question, what would it be? |
Will you vote my answer as the best answer.....??? Please dont say no to this....!!! Whaaaa ...... |
| Patient"Dr,Dr,I am not able to breathe".Doctor"Dont worry.I will stop it"Patient-???!!!!!??? |
haha ...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here fo...... |
| Puzzle help? |
answer to level 13 is "666" without quotes. ...... |
| Dont be alarmed if a fat man stuffs you into a bag soon? |
nice one
im so gonna email that to my baby ...... |
| Can u guess what i'm thinking about? |
Sawadee KA,
You think about Thailand, Thai people, and Thai language lol :) ...... |
| What is a really good practical joke I can pull on my husband!? |
i superglued my husbands work boots outside by the back door once it was hilarious watching him trying to pick them up ...... |
| Patient"Dr,,this is my first operation.I am worried"Dr"dont worry.for me also,this is my first surgery" |
man, that was the best joke ever. No, really- I actually like the part were the patient finds out that the doctor never had experience. Boy, you will be a great stan up comic so...... |
| How do you know how old a man is? (JOKE)? |
Yep, that sounds like me....
(40+) ...... |
| I dream of Genie? |
Ha ha ha have a star,,,, ...... |
| Best Joke 10 Points=]? |
A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the ra...... |
| Everyone click here and submit an answer, this is kool.? |
Your a child's imagination maybe? I don't know; that sounds pretty lame : D ...... |
| Wasting the good jokes on yahoo? |
i login to the jokes portion, to cheer me up ...
the good ones, i share it with my friends ....
ever since i became a member of Y/A, i could now, surprisingly, deliver the...... |
| Whats a funny saying? |
If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples' eyes. ...... |
| What about the Alamo? |
The stand the Texans took against an overwhelming army of Mexico's Santa Ana was a turning point in the birth of the Republic of Texas. Even though it was a bloodbath, the...... |
| What will u do if a girl tells u that she will commit suicide if you dont marry her and she weighs 200 kilos? |
I dont know why you put this question in jokes and riddle section.
Does someone's weight seem to be funny to you?
Are you trying to make people laugh, by talking abou...... |
| A parent's night before Christmas? |
had a few jokes set aside for today, no good now the standard is too good, besides youve nicked half of em.
star awarded ...... |
| Why is a Christmas tree better than a bloke? |
r u talking about me or the tree? same qualifications ...... |
| Question about the "wall of death"? |
Cuz they're emo and want to get hurt. Its practically their religeon. ...... |
| Follow these Directions Carefully if you want 10 points!!!? |
1. big G
2. tiger
3.comedies
4.grandfather clock
5.first choice
6.ok no six
7.23.4^10
8.first choice
9.96
10.lol yek ...... |
| Are you prepared? |
how about another clue/hint?
For now, my guess would be: she is going to meet a friend.
She wrote a note with the pen telling her husband she was going out with some friends,...... |
| What kind of ear cannot hear? |
an ear of corn ...... |
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