| Jokes & Riddles |
| Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? |
Because there are more Chinese men than Japanese men! ...... |
| What gets wetter as it dries? |
towel ...... |
| Could someone please answer this riddle? 10 pts for first correct answer.? |
a matter... ...... |
| How did he hang himself? |
the man was on a big block of ice, he hung himself and then the ice melted and filled the room ...... |
| Any jokes?????? |
James' Beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to s...... |
| A person in a room? |
OKAY!
so he looked through the mirror, and he sees what he saw. he grabs the saw, and cuts the table in half. two halves make a whole, so he crawls out through the hole! ...... |
| Do you know any jokes? |
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplar...... |
| Do you think this is Funny......? |
awsome joke i haven't heard a good one in awile!!! thanks!!!! ...... |
| Made up pick-up line and Yo Momma joke...? |
I like them both, but I might vary the % off joke closer to something like this,
"I saw those jeans on sale 10% off, what do you think about comin' over to my place...... |
| A race rid-l (sort of)...? |
second. ...... |
| What did the bee say in summer? |
LOL.
What did the bra say to the top hat?
"You go on ahead; I'll give these two a lift." ...... |
| Jokes? please!? |
A rabbi and a priest get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the ra...... |
| Check out this joke....? |
LOL...that's a good one...here check out mine...
Kissing the Neighbor's ****
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into
the house next door. H...... |
| Why did the chicken cross the road.? |
To get away from George Bush jr. ...... |
| You got jokes lets see what you have!!!!? |
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BAD HAIR WHEN...
...birds return to your hair every year to nest.
...people ask you what it's like to get electrocuted.
...people stop you on t...... |
| QUIZ? do you know where Rodney Atkins grew up at ? And,where he went to school ? I know do you?? |
Cumberland Gap, Tennessee. I am not sure what the name of his highschool or grade school but he want to college at Tennessee Tech in Cookeville. ...... |
| You got jokes lets see what you got!!!? |
Have you seen Rosie O' Donnell's feet?
Neither has she.
Yo mama's so fat people run around her for exercise.
Lame, I know :-) ...... |
| Tricky Riddle- 10 pt to who get iut first!? |
He was born in the hostpital with the room number 1955. ...... |
| Riddle Again-10 pt to who get first? |
because the score of the game before it started was 0 to 0 ...... |
| A guy walks into a dentists and says" i think i'm a moth" and the dentist says? |
ha ha ha lol,,,,, ...... |
| Think About It Riddle! 10pts to who get it right.? |
True: Four (IV) is half of FIVE because FIVE has IV in the middle. The word FIVE has four letters and half of them are IV. ...... |
| Have you ever used a "yo mamma" joke as an insult in anger, not as a joke, but in an actual fight? |
no but it would be nice to use yo mamma jokes instead of violence ...... |
| Once Again Another Riddle! 10 pt get first? |
He poured a glass of water and held it over his head. ...... |
| I had a dream that..? |
Possibly you have special feelings for the Muffin man. ...... |
| SHORT DIRTY JOKES? for candy cane messagingg?!? |
so who wants to ride the daddy train to daddy town. ...... |
| Riddle- 10 pt to who get first.? |
yup yup
its yesterday, today, and tommorow =) ...... |
| Why did the monkey fall off the tree? |
the get a banana ...... |
| Filthy Hooker joke lol? |
HAHAHA.
I'll give u a star if u give me best answer. =P ...... |
| 1 inch penis saved them lol ??????????????????????? |
You should post more jokes! LOL!!!! ...... |
| "I kicked a monster because I can't control myself" ?????? |
I licked my science teacher because I think I need some serious help. LMAO ...... |
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