| Jokes & Riddles |
| If a man is in the woods and he's says something? |
Whoa jenni.You just gave me bad directions so I couldn't even find the woods;) ...... |
| Do you know why Santa Claus is always smiling? |
I thought it was because Mrs. Claus was always jingling his bells... ...... |
| Short and Funny Joke! Star if you please!? |
Hilarious! That was funny!=]
^_^ ...... |
| Can antelopes elope? |
no, because they are ' Anti Elope ' ...... |
| Can you say TOY BOAT really fast? |
yes..ha.haha ...... |
| Your most embarassing moment? |
haha whoa you have some crazy times ...... |
| Hi again, here's one to tickle your fancy...."Whats in a name...."? |
lol like it hun ...... |
| It's time for another round of Can You Handle the Truth? |
If you could go back in time and either make something happen that you would want or change something bad in your life, what would it be and why? ...... |
| What do we use every day of the year and can not live with out it? |
Oxygen ...... |
| God & The Boys? |
that was absolutely the most perfect joke EVER!!! Can you tell I'm a Packers fan??? Love the joke! Star for you!!! ...... |
| What letter cames next (logical? |
e
o=1
t=2
t=3
etc....
e= 8 ...... |
| Look at this joke...? |
hahahahhaaaaa
thats funnyyyyyyyyy
LOL GOOD ONE ...... |
| Is this a good story?? |
It's really good. Did you forget to add the end, though? Like what you'd like for Christmas this year, and saying bye? ...... |
| Rate joke NO DISSING? |
lmao. i've heard other versions. lmao. they are all great though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... |
| I can't find this joke anywhere!? |
I heard it as the first dude was a pimp so he gave him a room full of hookers and when god came back he had Herpes,Gonorrhia and every other disease so he died,the alcoholc died...... |
| If a planed had crashed and some survivors died, how many are alive? 10 points to first one.? |
SURVIVORS CANT DIE ...... |
| Riddle-10pts to who gets it first!? |
he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper =) ...... |
| Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? |
1. Your age
2. The new year (and)
3. Don King's Hair ...... |
| Do you like spur of the moment home made poems ? |
That's fantastic K! I love it! ...... |
| Another Riddle-10pts to who gets it first? |
2nd ...... |
| Why did the chicken cross the m54 motorway the most funny answer wins ten points?? |
The reason it was there was because there were some hillbillies watching the race. They tried to fry the bird, but it got away, ran into the motorway, flew up into the windshiel...... |
| Are you familiar with this story? |
WOW! That was a real lovely joke! Here's a star HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! ...... |
| M0re riddles! =)? |
1. because they are crabby...
2. holes
3. earth ...... |
| What comes in girl and not in boy? What comes in Life and not in Death. First corret answer wins 10 points.? |
I think the answer is either the letter L or the letter I....maybe. ...... |
| Good Riddle no one will know it? |
NOTHING :)
thats the answer i think ...... |
| What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll? |
An Elfish Presley. ...... |
| Joke! Read it and laugh your buns off!? |
hahahaha....very funny....starred ...... |
| Did you hear the joke about the camel? |
lol made me smile ...... |
| Okay this is a good riddle try to solve it (if you can)? |
they were gods lucky christmas boxers that he had lost ...... |
| See if u can get this riddle.lol? |
lol, i get it...ur friend just had a blonde m oment, dont worry i get those ALL the time :) ...... |
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