| Jokes & Riddles |
| Can anyone crack this?? |
No. Taz cracked it already!! ...... |
| Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face...? |
Yeah, that is interesting. Maybe he gets mad becuase it's an unexpected blow that startles him. It seems to me that my dog only gets mad at me when I blow on his face while...... |
| Do you like my jokes? |
lol. Your jokes are alright.
They're rather corny, but it's all good.
Just don't tell them at parties, to girls, or anyone you're trying to impress.
:...... |
| The Bear And The Bunny? |
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x ...... |
| If you and me woke up in bed together after a drunken night. what would you do? |
uh...excuse me, i gotta go. ...... |
| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? |
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10 ...... |
| Sleepover dare? |
One time my friends made me stuff a pillow in my pj pants and say "Does this make my butt look big?", make sure you get a pic. It is pretty funny! ...... |
| Christmas Signs? |
lol,,,,, ...... |
| A Sign of the times? |
short and sweet,, hehe just like me really
star ...... |
| An Englishman was in a pub with two Welshmen.? |
Here's another variation: Two men are riding on a camel. Somebody calls out, "Look at the two assholes on the camel." The two men get off to look at the camel...... |
| How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck didn't believe in wood? |
Not necessarily none. If you could convince the chuck that the wood is actually plastic, you may get places with the wood chuck. :)) It's all in the brain! :)) ...... |
| Defense Lawyer's Good News? |
ha ha ha
another star award
go dodie ...... |
| What came first??? |
Chicken, I'm guessing since Noah took of every animal on the ark.... He didn't take to eggs, now did he... :)... ...... |
| Sex shop antics? |
lol. it is funny. nice to no that there IS still free speech in the u.k. ...... |
| Sunday School?.....funny or not? |
tha twas FUNNY!!! would have loved to be in that Sunday School class...lol ...... |
| One for Carpy? |
something special for my young lady friend
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Top Carp Award ...... |
| Pharmacist....funny or not? |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I've heard this joke once before, it's my favorite, i hadn't heard it in a while, thanks for bringing it up.
!!!!!!!!have a star!!!!!!!!!! ...... |
| Drunk Driving....funny or not? |
LMAO i like it..... It sounds like something a women would do.. LOL jk ...... |
| The two hunters....funny or not? |
haha funny
it may not be the best for someone who has heard it before but it is funny for someone who has never heard it before,thanx! ...... |
| Obsession with Beans? ..funny or not? |
No, it's not funny!
It's damn hilarious!!! :D
You're gonna get the biggest star!!! * ...... |
| I think this is funny...do you?? |
Awesome....pmsl......star awarded. ...... |
| If your an engineer you'll love this? |
F=MxA
The acceleration & the velocity of the wasp when gets squashed by the train ...........the acceleration + weight = Total energy of the impact.........
The speed ...... |
| A few riddles for you (quite easy)? |
read between the lines
backstab
jack in the box ...... |
| Another Random Question? |
YES MMK"S* ...... |
| A donkey carried Mary into Bethlehem. What would you call a three legged donkey? |
your on a roll 2day!!
haha!! ...... |
| 10 Points to the best joke...? |
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing tha...... |
| "It's not easy being......? |
hung like a horse. hee hee ...... |
| Cure for crabs: what do you think? |
Sounds like a good plan as long as you do not stab yourself with the toothpick =) ...... |
| Find it funny? |
yeah is funny LOL ...... |
| What came first the chicken or was it the egg the most homourous answer recieves an amazing ten points???????? |
its all evolution
the fish had retarded babies to make frogs
the frogs had retarded babies to make baby chickens
and so on.........
this is not a real answer but hey i...... |
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