| Jokes & Riddles |
| Joke: Have You BEEN this Drunk? |
A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
"Hey", the bartender hollers, "We don't serve pigs in here"!!
"It's not a pig, it...... |
| I love licking flaps until they're nice and moist...? |
lol i see what you did ther, very nice! its kinda like.... Do you keep ur balls in a bag?.................. or do you keep them in a sack? them footballs are all over the garde...... |
| Some Doctors Jokes , funny or not ? |
lmao. i love them. i am planning on becoming a doctor. oh, dear me. god bless my to-be-patients. hehehe ...... |
| How old I am ? |
Fantastic joke. A real good one. I liked it. Thank you ...... |
| Easy fun, lots of laughs? |
good one - I'll do it on my friends - lol ...... |
| Prayers have been answered? |
lmao. i did not see that one coming! hehehe ...... |
| Is it true that a bloke in America has crossed a Lassie dog and a Pitbull? |
L O L 9/10 x ...... |
| How Far .... ? |
Oh! This one is good too. A real good joke. The one I can save on my pc for future use ...... |
| I have excuse , I can't go to work today !? |
I remember reading this in "WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS" ...... |
| Jesus is Watching You? |
haha, i like them both, but that second one enforces every religious sterotype out there. good going! altough i think in a sense it does show how ignorant the american populati...... |
| Where is God? |
HAHAHA women must be the superior gender, as men would never be able to handle the pain we go through daily. besides, we are far more intelligent. who really wants to spend 3 ho...... |
| A few kids jokes now are these funny or not? |
the last two were the best. i would love to know where you get this $hit at!!!
starred!! ...... |
| I have a quick joke for you....? |
That is a qucik joke but also the biggest I've heard for a long time. ...... |
| A daft joke for you guys - do you like it? |
this is my single most favourite joke in the world ever!!! ...... |
| 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas? |
great list 19 made me choke on my coffee i laughed at the wrong moment ...... |
| Once ,Michael parkinson said " I hate the guy that tells a joke in the pub as the next guy wants to tell one |
i don't like him
hes from yorkshire but is ashamed of it and mocks yorkshire people - i agree with milkybar ...... |
| I laughed. Tell me it was funny? |
It was funny. Not hilarious but cute. Did she hear you? ...... |
| Joke 2 - 3 star? |
well i thought it was really funny. 8/10 ...... |
| Why it is ever said Barking dogs seldom byte? |
cause they're to busy barking? ...... |
| Have you heard any more details? Humpty Dumpty was really pushed!? |
Did he fall or was he pushed? The true story!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.
Was he pushed or did he fall?
As he lay th...... |
| Good Girls vs Bad Girls.? |
in the way you're putting it together here i would have to go for bad girls. but in real life i would normaly go for the good girl. ...... |
| How can i be happy alone? |
Try this one a friend e:mailed it to me in work the other day.
LITTLE FLAB!!
One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her o...... |
| Think you are smart 16? |
I would say the motorcycle cus it only fits one person and the others have more room to seat more people....what's the answer? ...... |
| How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could eat chicken? |
The wood chuck would chuck a lot of wood if he ate chicken, because he would have all that energy, after chucking down all that chicken. ...... |
| Restaurant joke? |
good joke ...... |
| If you are a boy and a girl calls you to wrestle with her,what will you do? |
Man talk about some beautifull girls ~ ugly and stinky eeww.. ...... |
| To be, or not to be? |
it is this question, but maybe not THE question. ...... |
| Hey men, are we this stupid lol? |
lol i love this and i agree with her i would have just turned around.......oh and you are soo adorable so i gave you a star ;-) ...... |
| Not trying to insult Michael Bubl茅 but...? |
Michael not-bubbling-anymore??? ...... |
| How come you never see any snowwomen? Funniest answer 10 points!!? |
Come on! Women would never be stupid enough to go out and just stand there in the winter! ...... |
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