| Jokes & Riddles |
| One for Monday Morning - The Funeral? |
FAN DABBY DOOZIE....love it love it love it.
You have cheered up my cr@p Monday morning......
Merry Christmas......xxx ...... |
| Hey, I would drink this...? |
OMG, I literally 'laughed out loud'!
That's bloody hilarious! ...... |
| If I jumped out from the building, Would I fly? |
You have to believe, Neo. ...... |
| What do you get when you cross an orange? |
A bicycle, because vests don't have sleeves :) lol ...... |
| What animal can jump higher than a building ? |
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT! AHHHH! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST THE ANSWER! ...... |
| This is from a brain teasers and all it say's is "HIJKLMNO" and that all been bothering for the last week help |
its water H2O
H-O
H to O ...... |
| How many dingoes does it take to change a lightbulb? |
none, they are nocturnal and don't want the lights on. ...... |
| Can anyone give me any perverted sexual sayings? |
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants! ...... |
| That pink ball with chocolate inside...? |
Its called a snowball....i think from hostess. its covered in pink coconut. ...... |
| This is a riddle/ i rode to town but yet i walked. how is that possible? |
you are fred flintstone ...... |
| How dare you? |
Funny..........
Have a great day :-) ...... |
| Did you hose off that turkey and eat it? |
I know what you mean. I really am starting to hate that commercial. ...... |
| What's a good prank? |
The other day I superglued my husbands works boots outside by the back door....why don't you superglue some of his things to his desk...like his pencils, coffee cup, paper....... |
| What do you think about my poem? |
Beautiful poem ...... |
| Fill in the blank.? |
*Talking about their Christmas list* Yours is so much longer than your dad's! ...... |
| What Are Some EXTREMELY Cheesy Pick-up Lines And Ways For Putting Your Arm Around Someone? |
For the shoulder:
-"Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders.
-"Let�...... |
| Cake or Death? |
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. 鈥?quot; "You said death first, ahaaa, ahaaaa, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. ...... |
| A president has 3 turkreys?? |
It gets pardoned ...... |
| Anyone got a good joke? |
This is Corny i know but it makes me laugh, my grandpa (RIP) told me this and i died laughing.. read all the way through or you dont get it..
What do you call a man with no a...... |
| Ridddddddddddddddddddddddddle? |
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. considering this along with peter piper picking a peck of pickled peppercorns, ...... |
| Right side is RED HOUSE, left side is BLACK HOUSE, where is the WHITE HOUSE? |
In Washington D C ...... |
| Seriously. I know it sounds like a joke.? |
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, also the first pee in the morning. especially when they include PEEGASMS. ...... |
| :D Hey, What would you do for a klondike bar ? :D? |
no, but i'll answer this question and give u a smile ;) ...... |
| Adultish joke. worth a star? |
ahahaha. on the other hand... I GET IT!! =]
but who is jeremy beadle?? ...... |
| Ever wish you HADN'T opened your mouth? |
Grin..... I love it!!! So did Bob lose or did he keep a straight face!!! ...... |
| Battle to the death, who wins? |
the russian. angry as **** is the winner
ya tebya lubloo kak brrat ...... |
| What is an inside joke? |
It's a joke between a few people-and only between them. ...... |
| Engineering humor? |
now thats humor * ...... |
| VERY AWESOME RiDDLE!? |
wise you are, wise you be, i see you are too wise for me. ...... |
| It's a riddle, whats the answer? |
and ...... |
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