| Jokes & Riddles |
| Dare to do this riddle? |
I'm pretty certain that cheetahs can run faster then gazelles.
...... |
| What is the funniest joke youve ever heard or told? |
I heard a joke, but it's 'dirty'. Google voodoo d*** joke. ...... |
| Riddle help???? |
Drowning M&M's lol ...... |
| How Do You look at it? Half Full, or half empty? |
depends which way it's headed. If I'm trying to empty it, it's half empty. Trying to fill it, it's half full.
If someone were to ask me "how much...... |
| Am I able ? |
Yep, reformatting will work for you. ...... |
| One liner jokes? |
Man:"want to give myself to you."Woman:"Sorry,I don't accecpt cheap gifts."
Man:"I'd go through anything for you."Woman:"Good!Let&#...... |
| What do you do for number 79 in The Impossible quiz? |
1. Go to google
2. Type: Impossible Quiz answers
3. Use
They have all of the answers
Click the U in the third box. It will light up. I had a tough time on that one too u...... |
| Can you believe this?? |
That's the cheapest I've heard a payphone was!! Around here, I saw that the price of a phone call was $1.25! Can you believe that?! If I saw you and you needed another...... |
| Any one know the answers to some stuff i've been thinking about? |
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Yeah in case the nose neighbour is listening.
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are the...... |
| In my pants? |
Hot Licks....in my pants
Silver Bells.....in my pants
Its Begining to Look a lot like Xmas....in my pants
Silent Night....in my pants
Take a Walk on the Wild Side....in my p...... |
| Riddle/Joke/Poll? |
red
I am Legend
The others
choco chip cookie dough
Christmas
summer
This man was a chicken breeder, watching over the eggs. He turned out the lights(incubator) and all...... |
| Is this joke ageist? Funny or not? |
LOL ...... |
| Who was the fastest runner in history? |
Even though world record holder Asafa Powell won鈥檛 compete in the 100m at the World Athletics Championships in Helsinki, the 鈥榖lue-ribband鈥?event 鈥?which will crown the 鈥榝astest...... |
| What is always coming but never arrives? |
The future/ tomorrow ...... |
| Name a good leader funny answer wins? |
Hillary Clinton... now that's a funny answer! ...... |
| Anyone wanna solve some mind traps? |
Scenario 1: She was the rejistra, minister whatever
Scenario 2: e ...... |
| What was the last text you got? |
Lol mine was go to HELL you Moron,no joke and I dont even knowwho send it,it must be someone who's p***ed of with some one,loved to know who they are and why they had a spa...... |
| Are these answers funny??? |
Star 4 U! All of them were very good, & in response to Smart-*** Answer # 2, I would add, "Here's your sign!" ...... |
| Government joke is this funny? |
That sounds about right. It would be even funnier if it wasn't true! Have a star. ...... |
| What do you call a kareoke singer from pakistan? |
haha nut job..ur being remarkably good today. !!!!!its nice xx ...... |
| Sunday Times Cryptic Crossword 4255? |
The answer is LEVANT. Please see my previous answer to your question for an explanation. ...... |
| Who can ask the strangest question? Can be funny also.? |
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? ...... |
| Solve this puzzle.? |
What are we trying to solve? As in, what are we trying to move or make the final shape be? Are we trying to make it look like a house? or what? ...... |
| Irish one.? |
lmao i love that one no matter who its about, always funny ...... |
| Has any one got any good funny jokes to send in a txt???? |
say "alpha kenny body" out loud
repeat
when u realise what u said, pass it along! ...... |
| This is the road to enlightenment ... revised? |
Brilliant! 10 and 11 are particularly funny and 22 has provided me with another way to tell my teenage daughter to button it when she's in class. A star on it's way. |
| Do you know why i cant be physically addicted to anything? |
You can, you just haven't found anything that you're addicted to.
It takes time. ...... |
| Yes or no?x? |
Yes!!!
people who are optimistic say yes
people who are pesimistic say no
(only USUALLY though) ...... |
| R u a night owl or an early bird? |
Night owl who is forced to wake up at dawn every day! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2! ...... |
| Little Johnny......Full Tank? |
hahahaha great one! ...... |
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