| Jokes & Riddles |
| I am off to bed, getting up at 2 am..you,ll like this too, night night? |
Lol loved it at least the Irishman had some imagantion,here have a star and Good night sleep tight.xxx ...... |
| Why do i get shocked so much??!!? |
Yea you hold more static then most people
do you get shocked more in the winter than summer?
Well certain clothing will hold more charges.
Is your hair long or short?
So m...... |
| He laid her ouy on the table,so clean and white and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat.He touched her? |
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Wonderstar.!!!
Makes cooking sound like a sexual experience, lol.!!!
Cheers Lady, I'm leaving for Mozambique on the 22nd and will be back on ...... |
| Sing along. I will survive? |
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew ...... |
| If a liar....? |
hmm...
facial expressions doesn't alwaise tell the truth about a person
if a liar tells the truth
the only way to know if he or she is telling the truth is to pay atte...... |
| What was your favorite childhood joke? |
Elephant jokes!
Q: How do you tell if there is an elephant in the fridge?
There's footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
Open ...... |
| Whats a good prank i can pull on the last day of school before christmas break? |
Wrap just some sexy undies from Santa and leave them for you Principal. ...... |
| Sister Logical...? |
thank you, youre joke realy made me lauch, very good ...... |
| When I say goodbye do you say hello? |
hello hello! I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello! ...... |
| Is the Fire Slowly Dying? |
It buzzes- it never dies. ...... |
| The Eternal Optimist? |
brilliant my young friend
10 out of ten
star award ...... |
| A seasonal joke....? |
rofl!!!!! I luv that! rate it from 1-10.....10! Duh! lol! star 4 u! ...... |
| What's the name of it in real swiss german? |
Do you mean "R枚sti"?
...... |
| If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? |
OK, this song originated from the African-American slaves. When the master left the plantation, the slaves used to crack corn and sang along with the cracking of the corn. The s...... |
| Cuckoo Clock...? |
good 1 lmao 10/10 x ...... |
| Another Riddle Anyone? |
A persons age ...... |
| Yet, another Riddle Anyone? |
she lives in the southern hemisphere ...... |
| Riddle Anyone????? |
A splinter ...... |
| Little Johnny.....Gift? |
hehehe, what a box of tricks, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ...... |
| Blonde 1 ,funny or not? |
Lol I loved that,just like me but I just broke my false nail and trying to fix it,here have a star.xxx ...... |
| What came first the chicken or the egg?? |
If you're religious, probably the chicken (unless you believe God created an egg which the chicken hatched out of). If you believe in evolution, then it would be the egg. |
| If a tree falls in the forest and no ones around....does it make a sound??? |
It depends on what you think of the word "sound" as.
If you perceive sound as "Sound Waves In The Air" then yes, it makes a sound.
If you think sound as &q...... |
| FUNNY JOKES? TRY THEM? what do you think? |
haha all very funny . i liek the first and last the very best . except i didtn really understand the microsoft one ? but anyway, u get a star =] ...... |
| Joke, Star if you like please =]? |
I've heard that one, but a little one differently. It has the same first paragraph except the cliff is a giant slide,and the three people are a redhead, a brunette and a bl...... |
| I find this joke cute, so can i have a * if u agree with me? =]? |
ewwwwwwwww, you nasty! But you made me laugh! LOL ...... |
| Santa and the Good Fairy? |
L O L 10/10 x ...... |
| I went to the hospital to visit a friend today.....? |
LOL funny ...... |
| I love stars! do give me one if u enjoy this? |
clever ...... |
| Guess what im thinking!? |
cheetah ...... |
| How far from paris? |
The one from Paris, cos they meet nose to nose so the tail end of the Paris plane is still closer to Paris. ...... |
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