| Jokes & Riddles |
| Whats worse than finding out you have an STD? |
That's horrible, I was going to say having Aids but you said having your Dentist confirm it. I don't know what to say. ...... |
| Naughty Triplets ! lol? |
ROFL!
I'm going to print it out and bring it to work!
happy christmahannukwanzika. ...... |
| Christmas Bird? |
LMFAO!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... |
| Granpa is DIRTY !!!!? |
hahaha!!!!
merry x mas ...... |
| See if you can figure out this riddle....? |
5.. since fish don't drown. ...... |
| Riddle help? (for anyone who loves history or is really smart)? |
I think your term is "home of the brave"
the reasoning behind this is what you already mentioned plus what you missed...when the ravens play "home" games th...... |
| Elderly Lady Joke? |
thats funny, my grandma said the same thing about my dads nuts! ...... |
| How many of you? |
idk man i better get best answer AGAIN!!!!! ...... |
| Do you realize that 50 years ago, we were sitting at this very table? |
ahahahah thats hilarious. *saggy tiities* lol
great joke ...... |
| What are 10p puffs? |
Generally if it's they were from England, then 10p might stand for 10 pence. A pence is like a penny, they just say "p" for short.
puffs could mean cigarettes....... |
| What is the average Bra size at the nursing home? |
ummm i dont really get it ...... |
| Who is the most popular guy at the nude beach? |
And the most popular girl is the one who can eat the last donught. ...... |
| Got some riddles for ya? |
1. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
~~~ A Barber!
2. What is the difference between here and there?
~~~ The alphabet 't' !
3. What two things c...... |
| Anybody heard this blonde joke before? |
lol LMAO star i loved it ...... |
| Read the following joke. It's really funny!? |
LMAO ROFL!!!!!!! did you made that up cz if you did you should be proud of yourself thats well funny!!! im not being sarcastic that really is good you must tell me more. ...... |
| Now thats funny...? |
wow that was unexpected lmfao!!! funny! ...... |
| "Why can I not ever get a date?"? |
You didn't offend me as a person, you offended me as a fellow joke teller.
Please redeem yourself. ...... |
| Can anyone Guess my name?? |
is it Robbe? thats a grate name! :) ...... |
| What is the funniest thing your friend has done? |
Once my friend and I were in a craft shop to buy some glue sticks for my hot glue gun. All we could find were the sticks that were a foot long. I told my friend that they were o...... |
| Can some one help Mary's Grandma? |
lol. and I bet Mary is gaggin on her own vomit hearing that. ...... |
| What flys in the air and never gets anywhere? |
a flag ...... |
| Feedback (advice)? |
I. LOVE. IT. the backwards thing is really clear and really cool. I think it could be a little longer with a little better ending, but i really do love it. Those are just sugges...... |
| Riddle for you. Do you know how they call ...? |
A star for you........
and that's what they call it:
STAR WARS!!!!
LG-P ...... |
| An alternative Christmas tale...? |
Santa slumming it in Florida with a blomde.reindeer surfing and working out on Venice beach .sounds a perfect crimbo. ...... |
| IQ question! Easy 10 points!? |
90- chics
9-sheep
1-*cow* ...... |
| Maybe old, but do you like it ? |
Ha! I'll be repeating that one at work tomorrow! ...... |
| Have you heard about this? |
This is a cover up. Everyone knows that christmas has been outsourced to india long ago. Santa is now a slightly manic hindu man who worries too much about his deadline. ...... |
| I need help with this word problem!? |
There are four girls and three boys
Lisa (not including her self) Has three and three
Tonm (Not including himself) And four and two. ...... |
| Laugh Out Loud? |
i was about to ask that exact same question myself !!! I hate people putting lol, cos i doubt any of them actually do laugh out loud.
as for making you laugh out loud, all i ha...... |
| These maybe old but they're good..enjoy!? |
haha, these are good. i mite use these =] ...... |
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