| Jokes & Riddles |
| For the ladies........Is this funny or what? |
okay, i've heard that one before. is this a true story or are u the person that said it the first time? ...... |
| What does visine and tampons have in common? |
ha ha ha they are both sold at the drug store too they get the red out ha ha ha made me laugh hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahaha... ...... |
| 2 more riddles to solve!? |
1. Blocked the horses vision
2. women couldn't vote yet ...... |
| What do u say 2 a cow that crosses in front of ur car? |
MOOOOOOO-ve over!!!
lol :P ...... |
| Say Something Positive? |
I love you! ...... |
| If it was still slavery time....which side would Michael Jackson be on??? |
LOL....OMG SnoopY u r sooo damm funny. ummm, fo sho he'd b on the massa side. Hey!! I gotta light skinned friend that look like Micheal Jackson...AND. I got dark skinned fr...... |
| Do you like green eggs and ham? |
I like them if their shells are green.
They're good enough for any Queen.
Inside, tho I like yellow and white,
Or I'll think something's just not right! ...... |
| What are the quickest ways of spreading news? |
There was a joke way back years ago that went ' The best was to spread news was to telegraph, telephone,or tellawoman'. ...... |
| Does anyone but me think that this is hilarious? |
That's great. I'm from West Virginia. I knew exactly what "hisen" meant. Great near rhyme by the way. My grandma used to say "hisen" alll the t...... |
| Arrrrgh... Whats in youre wallet? |
why do you want to know ? ...... |
| Something weird and funny I just came up with? |
Well, i don't think you will be getting any Nobel prizes for this discovery. ...... |
| X factor.give me a break i am neither jock or Taffy but there was no comparison between the two.? |
Lol I agree it was a real cockup,but have a star cause I see them nasties is out againn.xxx ...... |
| THIS IS a riddle can you solve it? |
horse's name is Friday, get it? ...... |
| Did you hear the one about the Englishman, Scotsman and Irish man...? |
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman...... |
| Help please ! funny jokes !? |
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'...... |
| Riddles, can u solve them?? |
Riddle 1:
"E"
Riddle 2:
King Herod
-1 = Hero
-2 = Her
-3 = He!
King Herod! ...... |
| See if you'll get this riddle? |
NOTHING! ...... |
| What is your best chuck noris joke? |
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris. (New!)
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!...... |
| Tell It Like It Is And Vent Your Emotions Once And For All - No Holds Barred? |
i am so tird i just wanna sleep.i can`t take the pain any more an cause of the pain i have only gotten about 8 hours of sleep this whole week.i am 39 weeks pregnat an have been ...... |
| Here are some blonde jokes. You like? |
lmao...star.
I like both of the jokes. ...... |
| Can you say this 3 times fast? |
boredom has diminished! ...... |
| Do you know these mad gabs? |
your lookin good
a slip of the tounge
I'm a love machine
betteries not included
can u keep a secret
pierced ears
Wayne Gretzky
i love u
yellow pages
santa claus...... |
| Help with the Brain Teasers?? |
Don't post the answers at the moment. Wait till you have 2 or more answers then go to additional details and add the answer. Then people get to answer without knowing the a...... |
| The secretary is a ROBOT ? Joke would you tell me if you like it? |
OOOOOUCH
it is a painfully funny
lool ;) ...... |
| Cleaning Toilet Instructions! funny or not? |
wow thats funny.lmas for like 2 hrs. lol. thats a good one. the best part is the dog.lol ...... |
| Has anyone ever seen? |
Never thought about that before but now you mention it............ ...... |
| Funny first grade joke? |
hahahahaha lmao
they are so good, i wouldnt of been able to think of some of them, they are really good.
kids say the darnest things.
hahaha i love it ...... |
| Is Farmer Crabtree wooing me only because...? |
He will love the idea! "Orange is the color of Kamuras hair and if she makes it her name He surely won't care" :) ...... |
| What is 2 + 2? |
let's see
*counts on fingers*
1, 2, 3,...4! ...... |
| Does anyone know the full naughty version of the following poem i can only remember some? |
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down
for...... |
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