| Jokes & Riddles |
| A seasonal joke ??? |
lol! >/D :) great joke. don't listen to those peopke who say that this isn't funny, i think it's great! ill tell that to everyone i know! 90/10 rating! lol |
| Could I be pregnant? |
By far the most original "Am I pregnant" question in the history of Yapoo Answers. Brilliant and thought provoking with disturbing imagery. I give it 3 thumbs up! ...... |
| Little Johnny on a Bus? |
haha funny ...... |
| How creative can you get ;)? |
There once was a man on the moon
whose thing was so long - girls would swoon.
It reached to the Earth,
touched down in the surf...
And the dish ran away with the spoon. ...... |
| Have you seen the new film Constipation? |
but a good mathematician can always work it out with a pencil ...... |
| What is it that I can see_______ but you cannot? |
i can see your face but you cannot unless you look in a mirror haha ...... |
| Little Johnny eyes cream? |
welcome back sweetie i've missed you already up to your standard star4u ...... |
| I couldn't excuse his illegal parking but this motorist did try to amuse me- like to hear it? |
Had to read it twice before I got it!!
Must be tired!!
Anyway 10/10 and a star for you!! * ...... |
| What do these have in common????? |
they all have suits
a lawyer wears one, a dive/surf shop sells wet suits, and a deck of cards has four of them.
haha im so excited i actually got this right. ...... |
| Fertilization? |
How Funny. You never cease to amaze me as to what you will come up with next. ...... |
| Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up a hammer and saw...? |
Not so good at jokes but here's my fave riddle:
The maker doesn't want it.
The buyer doesn't use it.
The user never sees it.
What is it?
A coffin ...... |
| What's the handle in the car that hangs from the ceiling above the passenger seat? |
haha thanx for the laugh =) ...... |
| Riddle: whats round on the ends and high in the middle? |
The quintesential answer is oHIo. But a more learned answer is that is a song from a 1922 Broadway Musical called The Hotel Mouse. Here's the lyrics:
Old man Biddle ga...... |
| Fire Fire Fire!!? |
emr didnt get it.......... ...... |
| Are you good at riddles? |
maid , no mail on Sundays ...... |
| I went to the doc and said "doc I broke my arm in 2 places" you know what he told me? |
Ha ha, very good.
I went to my Doc for a check up and he said 'You really should stop masterbating'
I said 'Why?' and he said,
'Because I am ...... |
| Law enforcement? |
HAHA you are very funny ...... |
| Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot? |
Every man can hit a golf ball but they cant hit the G Spot
or
a real man always knows where his womans g spot is.
A man will spend 20min looking for a golf ball! ...... |
| Riddle Anyone???? |
First he takes the goose across, then he takes the corn over and puts it down and takes the goose with him over. Then he places the goose there and brings the fox over. So now o...... |
| Is this joke funny ??????? ( no offence intended ) - not my joke !!? |
Lol , i thought it was funny, good one mate :) ...... |
| Hey - think about this sick thought provoking idea !!? |
Sounds like a case for a large greased cork and a 14 pound hammer to insert it with. ...... |
| What is the one thing? |
your newborn baby? ...... |
| Riddle...can you figure it out without cheating? |
7 on a telephone keypad
I realized that because my phone is sitting right here next to me. :) ...... |
| Have you heard this Christmas funny? |
LOL nice one... THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO LVL 3!!!! thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you god im so happy but still that was a VERY FUNNY JOKE...... |
| SAMUEL R (come here please)? |
don't get it but i want the 10 points so i am being nice. ...... |
| Whats a pussey !!? |
hahahahaha. very funny.
thanks for the laugh.
Awarded a star ...... |
| Made this 1 up on spot, so dont criticize, k? |
its the ocean!
that was actually pretty good considering you made it up on the spot =) ...... |
| It's true I tell You? |
hahaha that was pretty funny
lol thanx for the laugh =) ...... |
| Ok my brother told me i had 1 day to find the answer to this joke and if i get it right i get $10!!so answer!? |
So you got somthing to look at when they are talking to you!!
it was on Fox's show Family Guy!! ...... |
| Fire Hydrent? |
k9p (canine pee)
lol i was laughing so hard when i first heard this =) ...... |
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