| Jokes & Riddles |
| Can you work this out? |
twotwo was a race horse oneone was one too twotwo won one race and oneone won one too ...... |
| Paddy murphys hardware store? |
good 1 lmao 10/10 x ...... |
| Are you really sure you want to travel abroad again? |
hahahahhahahhaha
too good
fantastic
100000000/100000000
brilliant
perfect
very funny
still laughing! ...... |
| The DILEMMA game!? |
folded.
blue or green? ...... |
| What man would you always take your hat off to...? |
a barber! ...... |
| Excuse me, but what does this joke mean? |
God said, "Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team."
Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need a**holes."
So he made ...... |
| What is your criteria for choosing a Answer the Best Answer?If a Question has four point to answer then????? |
I choose the one with the best answer,the one that covers what the question was.If one is rude or way off they will never get a best answer from me.Sometimes I will choose from ...... |
| Lawyer joke :)? |
that is funny :) ...... |
| Is this a good joke? do you have a better one? |
There was a married couple that was involved in a terrible car accident.The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin ...... |
| Here's a tricky one for ya!? |
you are thinking of random things ...... |
| If Me, myself, and I are going to the movies and I tell myself he isn't going, who is not going? |
umm...thats really funny...umm....me...cause I told MYSELF that he's not going! only thing missing is me...that sounds really stupid if u say it out loud...lol....rofl...th...... |
| Riddle-see if you can get this!!? |
He cuts the apple in half with the knife and puts it together as a whole, and he puts it into the wall as a "hole" and climbs outta it. Not that it's gonna happe...... |
| Riddle, help!!!!!!!!!!!? |
There is no wrong in this riddle. Except in your question: it should be What's or what is wrong with this???
I have answered to that question (some days ago)
There...... |
| Camping Joke Funny or Not!? star? |
I'D GIVE YOU FIVE STARS IF I COULD that was GREAT ...... |
| Song about a preacher, prostitute, teacher, and a farmer? Its a country song!! Plz help!!? |
4 wooden crosses
Randy Travis ...... |
| Classic jack and jill with a twist...!!!!? |
Jack and Jill are fish, and their tank just broke, thus dying from lack of water and broken glass on the floor.
Classic... ...... |
| What's your favorite laffy taffy joke? |
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was too (two tired).
What is red and black and white all over?
A ladybug in a snowstorm. ...... |
| Okay, a gross but funny joke? |
i don't know, what are you going to do write your name in blood. ...... |
| The riddle??? |
Nothing is greater then God; there's nothing more evil than the devil; the poor have nothing (well, they may have something but...); the rich need nothing; If I eat nothing...... |
| Anyone wana be offended? |
LOL very funny and not offending in the least ...... |
| I get it lol.....? |
lol, 10/10, very funny indeed. ...... |
| What would your day be without a blonde joke from me (good)? |
Best blonde joke I've heard in a long time!!!
Here, have a star!! ...... |
| For melissa? |
You rock, Jake!!!! ...... |
| Clever man? |
brill! thanks for the laugh, diane. ...... |
| Any religious drunks out there lol? |
I'll never pray the same again!!!
LOL! ...... |
| What do you throw the outside to eat the inside and then eat the outside to throw out the inside? |
CORN ON COB ...... |
| What is blue red and @ times mine? |
Some ideas below...
A Star - Blue and Red Shift Phases and when you wish upon it, at times yours. I know you can't wrap it but it sounds good.
A blue and red ball. Wh...... |
| What are 3-5 of the funniest websites on the internet? |
funnyjunk.com
stickdeath.com
google.com (you'll find anything and I mean anything) ...... |
| We Solve the World Wide Problems!! We Rock!!? |
WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO
WEEE ROOOOOOOOOOCKKKK!!!!
ROOO ROOO ROOO ROOO
...... |
| Figure this out!? |
7 Girls = 14 legs
Big Cat Legs 7girls*7bkpacks*7Bigcats*4legs =1372 legs
Little cats Legs = 7*7*7*7*4 = 9604 Legs
Total = 10990 Legs ...... |
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