| Jokes & Riddles |
| Anyone have any jokes? |
My little sister made this up.
Its not funny, but I still giggled.
What did one snowman say to the other?
I smell carrots.
A Chinese guy, a black guy, and a cu...... |
| Ten nuns are killed in a mini-bus crash.? |
lol sorry too late to say anything more .But you woke me up!
Got this from google
Miriam gets on a bus with her baby. As she goes to pay her fare, the bus driver says to her, ...... |
| Another Joke for You All!? |
loll..how about this one...
One day Timmy's parents were fighting and his mom called his dad a b@stard and his dad called his mom a b1tch. Timmy said"Mommy whats ...... |
| ?!?!?!?!Penguine Joke Pass the Soap?!?!?!? |
That's the point!!! It's not supposed to make sense. That's why it's funny!!!!!!! : ) ...... |
| Whats the name of that song by nickelback? |
savin me: nickelback:
...... |
| Want to take The Unofficial Stupid Test? |
1.) 12,-12
2.)the the
3.)ok....
4.)11
5.)55
6.)has letters a thru z
7.)no its "The lazy brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
8.)5(11) = 55
9.) maybe
10.)anythi...... |
| How did a fool and his money get together? |
The original fool and his money started a chain reaction.
When I was in school we said A fool and his money are soon partying. ...... |
| There is a pickle and a nickle, which do you take? |
i dont take anything... i leave a paper that says "tickle" on it. ...... |
| Doctor and patient? |
lolz ....herpes......
....now if only we had a camera when that happened ( to see the doctors face) ...... |
| Ever noticed the junkies at the bus stop with their faces burnt off from smoking rock ? |
Well, you know thats how Richard Pryer got his good looks! ...... |
| True story here.. about men and drinking..? |
wow ... what an honest and frank person your ex must be ...
just a guess ... what is the possibility that that hot looking woman may be yourself ?!?
if so, then i should k...... |
| Panda joke??? |
I had never heard that before, very good! lol ...... |
| Who can answer these christmas riddles? |
1.polar bear
2.Because they're cold???
3.night
4.A banana tree!
5.I-C-E
6.January-he doesn't have to make any appearences
7.You would turn red(rudolph ate your p...... |
| Just say stuff! 10 points to the perosn for the (best) awnser..the awnser has to make me laugh though..? |
ok you're all crazy we'll never win. unless someone giives us a source of someone dancing in their underwear ...... |
| Why did the chicken cross? |
To kick some *** ...... |
| Did you know there's a warning on hot pockets? |
hah lol u scared me for a sec
i love those things
lol
hahahah ...... |
| Redneck at the bar!? lol, star if funny!? |
You have some really great jokes and these are ones i never heard before thanks Kara ...... |
| What is the weirdest thing you have done while put on hold on the telephone? |
I once tried to pee and my luck they came back on the line mid-stream I was tryin to quit and it wouldent. I just know they could hear me! ...... |
| How come your feet smell and your nose runs?????????? |
u have a cold!!!!!!!!!!! ...... |
| Anybody wan't free advice on what to give your ladies this Christmas? |
As a lady, I would not like that. ...... |
| Bush visiting a school JOKE funny or not? |
HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow bush has stooped to a new low- and a child has outsmarted him! just scurry him off with the crowd, and noone will notice? i think not! have a star my ...... |
| Jokes about blondies? |
haha nice try these
Theres 3 people trapped on an Island.
1 blond, 1 brunette (can't spell), and 1 red head
They stumble upon a magic well and are granted 3 wishes
Ea...... |
| Rich man and poor man discuss Christmas gifts for the wives.? |
LOL :D :D :D ...... |
| The Russian Genie...? |
good-one ,, ...... |
| What is a car that starts with the letters: w, e, and r? |
W is for wires, E is for engine and R is for reverse at high speed,
is it a stolen car ? ...... |
| Virgin with VD...(sorry it's a bit of a groaner)? |
I like it
Clever use of words ...... |
| Stop Following Me!? |
i told a joke similar to that not long ago but still funny!!
starred!! ...... |
| How to look busy? |
or just pick up the ball and run with it!! lol ...... |
| Are politicians like nappies? |
absolutely agree ...... |
| What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? |
If you go to this site, it goes through the extremely long and painstaking process of figuring out such an answer. ...... |
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