| Jokes & Riddles |
| 10 points!!!!!!!!!!? |
No, tigers don't eat grass they are carnivores ...... |
| How much...? |
a wood chuck would chuck alot of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood ...... |
| Tell me your best jokes!? |
1. Caught Speeding
A driver is pulled over by a policeman:
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your lice...... |
| If we eat hamburgers what do snowmen eat? |
Your three year old is quite creative ......to be commended ...... |
| What are some good riddles that arnt to hard but are still fun to figure out? |
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
What has no skin or bones but has fingers anf thumbs of its own?
Gloves
...... |
| Riddle Time- 10 pts? |
I'm guessing you're talking about my favorite fruit.. The BANANA???? ...... |
| Lets see if you can guess this riddle? |
language.
merry christmas!! ...... |
| Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers??? |
i never actually thought of that ...... |
| The manoeuvre? |
I wonder if that works??? wanna try?? ...... |
| Unusual finger? |
hehehe,so that is not your brother's finger poking in my back, the little fibber, pmsl
star
xxxxxxxx ...... |
| ??? Feeling a little down. Do u know any pick me up jokes??? |
1. Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we attach small lights called chemlites to our jumpsuits to make ourselves visible to th...... |
| Masterbation inuendo? |
ha ha ha a cracker dave
star award ...... |
| Is this funny? (a bit long)...? |
Omg. That is hilarious. Well. I preferred the womans' letter cuz it said the funnier stuff. ...... |
| Who is Santa's 10th reindeer? |
I put all the reindeers names in caps. I found ten.
The song...
You know DASHER and DANCER and PRANCER and VIXON. COMET and CUPID and DONNER and BLITZON. But do you know ...... |
| Why is a man like a snowman?Because you never know when he's coming,how many inches you'll get or how long |
You had me laughing out loud!!!
:) Thanks for the laughs!!! :) ...... |
| An elderly man and woman each 150 years old, got married? |
Small giggle,,, ...... |
| Christmas Riddle I can't figure out...? |
uhh a nutcracker I mean sometimes little kids are imature about the whole nuts thing and people really do only by them to look nice and alot of people never actually use them |
| Did you hear the one about the Muslim and the Austalian? no offence intended.? |
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys on the night shift laughing.!!!
Typical Aussie, lol.!!
Cheers.!! ...... |
| Two old ladies were chatting one day.? |
HA HA HA.!!!
That is an Excellent joke Gary.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys on night shift laughing.!!!
Cheers man.!!! ...... |
| How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiroll pop? |
According to the official Tootsie Roll website, Tootsie Roll Industries has received over 50,000 letters from children claiming to have solved the riddle since the commercial fi...... |
| What's a sheep's favourite Christmas carol? |
We wish Ewe a Merry Christmas? ...... |
| Why did the fox cross the road? |
He was chasing the chicken. ...... |
| Who stole my friends tuna sandwich at T in the park music festival? |
3 ...... |
| What does your daddie do for a living?? |
good 1 lmao 10/10 x ...... |
| Another joke for you? |
L O L 10/10 x ...... |
| Dont abuse me too much i was sent this and am just passing it on!!!!!!!!!!? |
i'm glad some of us are grown up enough to see this as a joke...i laughed..
.people there is no puppy...its just a made up story...
gripe about things that really matt...... |
| Animal Crackers? |
was he a blonde? lol jk!!!! ...... |
| Candy Riddles!!? |
1 Three Musketeers
2 Mounds
3 Milky Way
4 Mars
5 Hollywood
6 Snickers
7 Butterfingers
8 O Henry
9 Babe Ruth
10 5th Avenue
11 M&M's
12 Clark
13 ...... |
| Riddle Time- 10 pts to who gets it first!? |
a snowman ...... |
| Got any momma jokes? |
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! &qu...... |
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