| Jokes & Riddles |
| My version of Richard Mathesons I Am Legend? |
i read it, it was pretty good i read up until the 2nd chapter ill read the rest later ...... |
| Joke funny or not.. i like it.. star if you like...? |
omg ur HILARIOUS!!!!!! do u know where i can find more jokes like this one? ...... |
| 10 points for those who can answer this question.? |
he's driving during the day ...... |
| If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse himself, would he get hurt? |
How do you roundhouse kick yourself? Only Chuck Norris knows how. He would decide if he gets hurt or not ...... |
| Global Warming - a wake up call? |
I appreciate the concern being 50 years old I can see the change in climate for myself. I also cannot read a newspaper or watch a newscast without some reference made to global ...... |
| Why did Bill Gates donate to charity ? |
lol. ...... |
| Anagram... group and song!? |
i have a dream - westlife ...... |
| Old BOOB joke lol !? |
That's funny , Cherie .
Bonsoir ...... |
| Im developing jokes and i need help plz...? |
LOL!! that explains a LOT!! =D ...... |
| My son has a couple of jokes for you.? |
Heres one for him
What's it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buck-an-ear ...... |
| Funny Joke(too long so part of the joke starts here)- There were three men who were lost in the forest. They.. |
That is freaking funny.....thanx for the joke....I'll be sure to use it one day ...... |
| Children's Books That Didn't Make It!!!!!!!!!!? |
funny!!
Here's some Dr. Seuss books that didn't make it.
The Cat in the Blender
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Are You My Proctologist?
...... |
| Is this typical? |
Thanks!!
Me and my hubby are chuckling now!!
Hee, he,hee!
LOL xxx + * ...... |
| Is there Christmas in Heaven ? |
hehe!!good one babe!:) ...... |
| Things that people say that piss me off? |
very true,what about this one.When you see someones baby and someone says wow hasn't he grown.well whats he gonna do shrink? ...... |
| Is it mean to tell a fat kid to look in the fridge if he loses something? |
Awww. That's mean! ...... |
| What rhymes with orange and silver? |
the same word that rhymes with purple and mahogany ...... |
| A joke for you, what do you think? |
Awesome, usually I'd see the punchline coming, but I didn't see that one. *Star* ...... |
| Here's a Christmas joke!!!? |
lol. poor angel. you know, god gets angery every year around winter. you can tell by all the angels that he kicks outof heaven into the snow. they vaporize b4 anyone can see the...... |
| Two snowmen? |
Excellent my daughter will love it!
Her fave is:
What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! ...... |
| What do you do if someone annoys you? |
I really wish i could do that to some of the people who Annoy the F*ck out of me at work everyday......geesh......i need to ventttttt..... ...... |
| OMG New York chose Tailor Made??? Get out of of here!!? |
New York chose Tailor Made because he spoils her...what did Buddah give her?! NOTHING...Tailor made gave her Mahnolos and Dresses and jewlery .... New York is a materialistic b...... |
| Spare Change? |
9 coins
4 pennies
1 nickel
2 dimes
1 quarter
1 fifty cent piece ...... |
| Does any1 no how to make a cheap easy smoke bomb its for a prank? |
Old movie film makes a great smokebomb. just wrap it in paper and shape it like a round bomb andd leave a twist of paper like a fuse. It will give loads of smoke and it stinks a...... |
| Any good jokes you guys can share to make my day??? |
Here's one I think even a neurotic genius may appreciate:
Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One is known as Sister Mathematical and the other as Sister L...... |
| My son has some riddles for you all, he is only 9, so give could you give him some of your time? |
a match
a postage stamp ( this one took me forever!)
a splinter !
haha hes a clever kid. ...... |
| Imagien your having a bad day? |
YAYYYY!!!!! now i feel better!!!! star!!! ...... |
| A riddle for everyone.? |
He was sick?
He need to wait for the island to show up because of the tides?
He needed to gather food for the trip to the island?
His boat was impounded?
He needed some mone...... |
| Riddle????? QZXY? |
haha
idk ...... |
| Is this the absolute worse or corniest joke you have ever heard? |
lol! te he, giggle, giggle.... ...... |
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