Its so funny, i would like the lyrics. Video included below: If you havent seen it, watch it, its so great!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUt... "The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!! metrolyrics.com http://parentingisntforpansies.blogspot.... Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!! (less) Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here鈥檚 your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where鈥檚 your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don鈥檛 forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it鈥檚 the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don鈥檛 forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play
Don鈥檛 shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don鈥檛 play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don鈥檛 forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don鈥檛 make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don鈥檛 sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod鈥檚 my iPod if you don鈥檛 listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you鈥檙e coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You鈥檒l appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you鈥檙e older and you鈥檙e grown
Can鈥檛 wait 鈥檛il you have a couple little children of your own
You鈥檒l thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I鈥檒l set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an egg A, Get the door
Don鈥檛 get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I鈥檒l count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of reality
I don鈥檛 care who started it
You鈥檙e grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven鈥檚 sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
If I鈥檝e said it once, I鈥檝e said at least a thousand times before that
You鈥檙e too old to act this way
It must be your father鈥檚 DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I鈥檒l give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don鈥檛 forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom鈥檚 work never ends
You don鈥檛 need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I鈥檓 the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da yeah its all there in the description of the video Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here鈥檚 your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where鈥檚 your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don鈥檛 forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it鈥檚 the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don鈥檛 forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don鈥檛 shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don鈥檛 play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don鈥檛 forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don鈥檛 make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don鈥檛 sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod鈥檚 my iPod if you don鈥檛 listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you鈥檙e coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You鈥檒l appreciate my wisdom someday when you鈥檙e older and you鈥檙e grown
Can鈥檛 wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You鈥檒l thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I鈥檒l set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don鈥檛 get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I鈥檒l count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
鈥淚 don鈥檛 care who started it!
You鈥檙e grounded until you鈥檙e 36鈥?br>
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven鈥檚 sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I鈥檝e said it once, I鈥檝e said at least a thousand times before
That you鈥檙e too old to act this way
It must be your father鈥檚 DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I鈥檒l give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don鈥檛 forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom鈥檚 work never ends
You don鈥檛 need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I鈥檓 the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
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