Who can recite the lyrics to the Cal Worthington commercial?

Huminah!Huminah! Yee-haw! At Worthington Dodge..We'll pay yore car off, and sell ya another, muthah! My dog Spot..ain't for sale. I'll stand on my head to give yew a good deal..no money? No Problem! We finance! We'll hustle it to ya now, and come pick it up next month! We aw..shhet!!..uhhh,
the chain is off the bike...Farmer Crabtree could've done this much better..how 'bout 7 points instead of the ten?

his dog spot

"If you want a car or truck, Go see Cal, if you want to save a buck, Go see Cal!"
(I had to look it up)

MAN!

Story time...On Guam, they broadcasted week-old tapes from LA. I know all about the place, and never lived there.

"If you're down on your luck and you've only got a buck, go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal"...and his dog spot.

I used to be able to name all of the LA T-Birds: Skinny Minnie, Go Go Gonzales, Debbie "The Corker" McCorkell...and...Ralphie Valladares "The Living Legend"

Boxing at the Olympic, with Jimmy Lennon

HA!

my stepson would sing "pu$$y-cow pu$$y-cow pu$$y-cow"* when he was 4.

Cal Worthington Federal Way, open to midnight everyday.

*note on spelling: as a cat owner I feel slighted by the banning of the word PU$$Y!