Whats your most embrassing story?

what is your most embrassing story to put in my magazine?

I once told a teen girl my most embarrassing story, and it ended up in a magazine!

I don't know if you would be allowed or even want to put this in your mag, but here goes.Many many years ago when i was just starting to go through puberty, i fall asleep on a train but woke up half way through a wet dream ,and had a full erection!Being summer i was only wearing shorts and my little fella was trying to have a look around, and to my absalute horror there was some young girls laughing at me i truly wished for the whole world could have stopped ,so i could get off ,but the train had just left a station and the next 4-5 minutes were by far the most embarrassing moment i my life

When I was in fifth grade, I have only lived in Canada for 2 years and I found the winters in Toronto cold. So I wore tights or pantyhose or whatever you call, everyday of the winter season except Tuesday. Every Tuesday we would have yoga in the library that had carpet. One day, I forgot about yoga and I was wearing my tights. I asked the teacher if I could go to the washroom. I went and I took it off and I was not sure if I was allowed to go to our classroom so I go in the library and I hid my tights in one of the shelves and thought that in would blend in. When we were done with yoga, my classmate whom I thought was annoying saw it and starts screaming "eew, whose is that?" I went to him and said, "that's mine" and everyone heard and I started crying.

My room mate Kumiko go back Japan awhile. My lover and I take her to airport limosine. We eat and go my place. We begin make love, suddenly Kumiko watch us, airplane delay. She say, "Kuso! (Oh $#!+) Okii chinko!!! I see now why Miyuki like gaijin so well." Kumiko and Yuki say, "Okii chinko!' many time. I embarrass easy, blush every time.