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Hallo Magazine are giving away a "Pearl necklace" with every edition?


Won't that make the pages stick together?

Will I get my violation in the morning?

Lol Elric as Sue says - you are getting incorrigible! Keep on doing it though because you do give us some good laughs which is a good tonic!!

Thanks Elric - love your questions!!!! xx Report It

Ha! ha! yes i think it will.....

lol but perhaps they want to stick the pages together cos they only have cr@p in there this week

LMAO Wonder if the editor spotted that cummin

It's going to make for some very drowsy news-agents!

You may get your visitation rights cancelled pending investigation of your actions and erratic behaviour regarding the questions you ask. Your impending doom may be followed up by sticky pages as the "pearl" necklace melts away. Surly you don't expect them to include a real necklace in the magazine. They would have to ensure every copy distributed would reach the rightful owners hands by armoured car.
The question to have asked should have been.............

Lol Elric, I got a violation this morning for answering a question about knitting ff's sake.

You are getting just as incorrigible as the doc elric !!

i think you know this already but what the heck

hallo magazine??

Don't you want it then? I'll have it ! Over the years I've found a product that will open the pages - so to speak !- it comes in a tube- (no.not the train !)

Nice one elric......wait for it..!

no i dnt think evry week
i think only this week cos its the 1000th issue

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