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...just curious; "I Am Legend" looks promising!!! Think I'll pass on "Alvin and the Chipmonks"...

Ewww!! Frightfilmfan!!! Are you gonna take a shower, afterwards???

...very creative, though!!!

鈥ot the stale popcorn鈥ot the warm, flat soda鈥ot the stink of a backed-up toilet鈥ot a sticky floor, made up of stomped-on Jujubies and Milk Duds鈥ot my seats all cut up and moldy...got some old dried-up soda, splashed on the screen鈥?br>
鈥onight, the 鈥榝rightfilmfan鈥?Bijou Grindhouse and/or Drive-In Theater is presenting鈥 chuck-load of stupendously cheesy shark and/or sea creature flicks鈥?br>

鈥淥ut There, Far Out in the Most Dangerous of Waters, No One Can Hear You Scream!!鈥?br>
鈥淪HARK HUNTER鈥?(1974)

鈥淭hey鈥檙e Not Human!!! But They Hunt Human Women!!! Not for Killing鈥ut for Mating!!!

鈥淗UMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP鈥?(1980)

鈥淓ach Year, 10,000 Tourists Visit Ocean Beach. This Summer, Ocean Beach Has Attracted SOMETHING ELSE!!!鈥?br>
鈥淭ENTACLES鈥?(1977)

鈥淚n All the Oceans of the World, There鈥檚 Nothing More Feared Than鈥︹€?br>
鈥淒EADLY JAWS鈥?(1974)

鈥淭he Five People Believed to Have Drowned Here, Never Even Made It Past The Sand!!!鈥?br>
鈥淏LOOD BEACH鈥?(1981)

鈥淎 Quiet, Restful Summer in the Lazy Coastal Town of Port Harbor, is Abruptly About to End鈥?br>
鈥淕REAT WHITE鈥?(1982)


鈥ARGAIN PRICES FOR ALL SEATS!!! DISCOUNT ADMISSION PER CAR LOAD!!! SHOW STARTS AT DUSK!!!

鈥e sure you dispose of all trash in the proper refuse container!!!

鈥efore driving off, be sure you replace the speaker on the post; if you break a speaker, please return it to the concession stand!!!

I am legend, but i just wanna see the new dark knight trailer. you can see it on youtube it looks amazing
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y0iOjOaLwuw

i went to see the I am Legend matinee and it was really good!!!

watching Idols here in the netherlands

...I hadn't planned on anything specific. I AM LEGEND looks O.K.; not really a big Will Smith fan. I would have been more interested in seeing Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role; he was originally slated to do this project, before he took on the political arena...

...actually, if I had a choice, I'll have some of what 'frightfilmfan' is having; WOW!!! What an evening of delightlyfully trashy cinema!!! BRAVO TO YOU, SIR!!!

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