What would you like a funny song to be about?

My friend and I starting a band that makes up funny songs, not parodies just funny stuff. What would you want to hear about.

The usual things that no one sings about:
The annoying co- worker or work environment
Cleaning the house- the toilet and dishes specifically.
Constipation
Moving into a house with your girlfriend and her taking over your decor
Innate love for beer, wine, or any other vice ( a really genuinely endearing song about an inanimate object that makes you feel good).
Cereal
A video game you can't beat that infuriates you ( take off Angry Nintendo nerd, watch it on youtube if you haven't).

A cat hitching a ride on the back of a frog.

becomeing an hero

mac'n'cheese or chickens or squiggles!

life