How come you can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish? Had to throw that out there..?

Oh, that one is easy.

I am a piano tuner, so I will answer this essential question that was just bound to come up, so really, thanks for asking.

The confusion here is that there are many possible answers, and some tuners may be reluctant to even consider tuning a fish.

Therefore, I can only answer the question from my own professional perspective, and leave the reader to speculate on other answers that would relate to other individual tuners.

You see, all tuners can tune a piano, but since many tuners might be unfamiliar with tuning fish, they may be think this a frivolous question, and thus miss the opportunity to answer it seriously, or at all.

However, tuners like myself can and will answer this question with conviction, due to its personal relevance:

So, I will answer.....

I am certain that I can tune a piano but can't tune a fish.

Why?

I'm a vegetarian! Tuna is off the menu!



(I am sorry to sink to such depths, but every tuner has to find his real porpoise in life. As a tuna, maybe I should go back to school.......Oh, I need kelp.)

starkist sure thinks you can!