If a dingo attacked you...?

... and before you managed to kill it your stomach was severed so badly that your intestines spilled out -- would you be tough enough to scoop up your guts, stuff them back into your body, tie the gash closed with your shirt and hike out of the forest and find help (like Chuck Norris would), OR would you flop around on the ground, crying and sobbing until you expired in a ghastly and painful death, leaving your drained carcass for other dingos to feast upon?

(of course, Chuck Norris would kill the entire species of Dingo if one tried to attack him --)

I would choke the dingo with my intestines, lol!

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I am one tough old lady and I'd fight to the end. I taught Chuck Norris how to do the RoundHouse Kick. Don't tell. It's my secret.

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uhh...neither. I would get the knife that severed my stomach and use it to kill myself.

I don't like to brag but I'm Queen of the Canines (Top B*tch) and my loyal subjects, the dingos, dogs, wolves, coyotes, and olther canines of the world, don't attack me.