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Funniest pick up line youve ever heard or used?


Funniest pick up line youve ever heard or used?

my roommate was brave enough to use this one once....

i wish i was an egg so i could lie next to you, because youre one fine looking piece of meat.

he didnt get slapped amazingly, she just turned away.

Girl: I got these clothes (enter percentage) off!
Man: I'd like to see them 100% off.

"If I tell you that you have a nice breast, will you hold it against me?"

"Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out." LOL.. Happy Holidays to All ...

This one is sweet but still funny

I need a map cause I took a wrong turn after your heart and got lost in your eyes

ive heard. I lost my number, Can I have yours? ANd then WOuld u mind touching me so i can tell my friends ive been touched my an angel.. lol And can i have your picture so i can tell santa what i want 4 christmas..

I want to have your babies

How about most ridiculous...."I was just watching the Twilight Zone & it made me think of you".....seriously, someone called me with that once to ask me on a date! Now would YOU go?????

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