How do I trick my kid into leaving me alone while on Y/A?

I can barely type here dudes. He is smarter than me and 2 and I just want some privacy for 2 minutes. Should I tell his mom that he won't leave me alone? Hey, don't kids like candy?

Here is an idea .....
Whenever I want some "me time", I just say:
"Who wants some cookies ... ?"

Feel free to substitute "cookies" for any of the following items:
- lollipops
- ice cream
- chocolate
or
- any other "non food group" items
(aka: SUGAR!)

xoxoxoxo

lol good luck with that

shiny objects

give the kid something to entertain himself or put a kiddie DVD on.

yeahh
tell his mom. she will get him out of there.
or put on cartoons in another room.
it always works while im babysitting and im on the computer.

Tell him that you hid some of his christmas presents and that if he found them he could have them

but dont do it if they are hidden somewhere obvious.

or you could tell him to find them, but not go in the room where they are

let him play with your cell phone
kids always seem to like those