What's a good way to get on your bad side?

I only have ONE side

I worked hard on perfecting it.......bad as it is


wow, I guess barb doesn't like to be called by name much huh? Bad choice on her parents part.........

make me choose between you and my dog

call me the B word..that will set me off in a heartbeat

sit on my good side

Give me another thumbs down.
That would do it .

Lie to me, not respect me, or be selfish!

hurt an animal, especially a yak

Make a racist/sexist/homophobic comment.

Try ripping a drink out of my hand while I am PMS-ing ..... and find out, tough guy ...
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insult me, tell me im wrong when i know im right, touch me when i don't say you can, hurt somebody i care about.

Interrupting me when I'm speaking... So disrespectful for anyone

Lie to me
Call me fat
Trash talk one of my children

Oh Yak, I've got a few ideas, but I'm not even going there tonight. Hmmm, ok well maybe just one, that would be to be a family member and screw my husband. Yeah, that'll do it for sure. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything, oh wait, yes I am...

hurt a child.

except you wouldn't only be on my bad side, I'd be putting you behind bars.

It's my job! and my major button!

You already know that you get on my bad side when you drink all my whiskey. Don't you remember what happened the other night?

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