Shazam! Can someone PLEASE HELP ME .... ?

My boyfriend will be here in ONE hour ... we are exchanging Christmas presents .... BUT I have NOT had any time to go shopping ....! :(

What can I find from around the house to give him .... ?
Please HELP ME ..... !!!

ANY ideas you have will be greatly appreciated ....!
Thanks!
xoxoxoxo

FUNNIEST answer gets BA ... !!!

Take a loofah and smear cream cheese on, wrap it in saran wrap. Tell him you made him something special, if he really loves you he won't ask what it is or that it tastes bad.

I am here to amuse you my dear, don't tell Betty Report It

Bottle of wine/beer
Big hug and kiss
Get off of Y!A -- (my wife's suggestion -- think she means it)
A promise for a good present by next week
Make up a sappy coupon book -- it'll buy you time

Good luck!

maybe a nice little cat?

That'll be awkward. :) Since you have a full hour, you should probably go out and get something. Or you when he gives you his gift, you could just distract him with sex -- that works with guys.

Twist a wire hanger into the shape of his favorite flower (leave sharp edges). And if he doesn't show proper appreciation for your home-made gift, you can stab him with it until he changes his mind.

find your sexiest piece of underwear and wrap that up

it won't need any explaining...

The wildest sex that he has ever had.

you tell him that you does'nt have any christmas present for him................................and then give him a hug and a kiss......................maybe he will like ur christmas present....................^_^

Well, I can't believe you haven't thought of this on your own but my favorite is to say that there was a problem with the shipping and his present won't be in until Thursday. This gives you a few more days to screw around and STILL not get him anything!

I will have to say that the ideas about the hot lovin' sound really good too though!

If it is coincidently laundry day, you can put on some of your least attractive clothing and "pretend" that you is a skank trying to get by. Tell him you'll do ANYTHING for a sandwich and he might have some ideas in mind! Remember to have holes on your socks dude. He'll find the other holes, LOL!!!
Merry Christmas!!!