If your pet had stigmata what would you do?

A lot of people in general are superficial and do think mainly of looks. I think everyone is average looking; I almost never find anyone attractive or unattractive, physically. [and I don't re...

if the force is equally on all sides I believe you can not

Me too! Did they take the worst actors from the casting calls of other sitcoms or what???

They stink bad enough to peel the paint off the wall....I store them in a special scent-proof display room (obviously without paint on the walls) and there is a viewing window through which people ...

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Yes, I've heard that. But a good shampoo will do ya, and then you can just eat the eggs.

a bucket of talent

(yeah!)...she had to heave me right up cross 'er shoulders...