If i was to sit on a egg?

apart from looking like a fool would anything hatch?
we are talking a normal egg from a six pack from wal-mart or asda

nothing would hatch.
the egg would be unfertilised, aka, the chicken laid it before it had relations with a male chicken.

no. the chickens that Iaid those eggs were not exposed to any roosters so they Iaid infertiIe eggs.

none hatch.. only 1 more fools added.

No. Unfertilized eggs don't hatch.

Does this go along with the fart question you were asking earlier? Do you have an egg fetish?

no. but if you try it, i would get a good laugh.

my laughter..<^.^>

If by "hatch" you mean "break" then yeah, you would "hatch" the egg.

Nope, they aren't fertilized...

no..wouldnt hatch..those eggs arent fertilized..

not a damn thing except yolk on your azz, and look like a fool, :) good luck

No, not an egg from the grocery store.
What is it with you and eggs? Are you really a chicken in disguise?

nothing would hatch and you would have to change pants

no.

1) eggs u eat are unfertilized
2) the cold would have killed anything alive anyway
3) your butt isn't warm enough

you made top contributor and ask that question?? you answered your own question with the second line. you would look like a fool and nothing would hatch.

not a factory egg.lol

NO,,,It would just Rot under your @ss while you are sitting on it...

no its not fertilized

No chance,,,,

Nothing would hatch. The eggs have already been in the cold for several weeks or more.

All that you would get is a sore a*se! lol

Nothing would hatch, you'd just make a mess

i don't think so...