I farted on your pillow before you went to bed lastnight :( forgive me?

well i will not forgive you, but next time, use Glade Plug-Ups.

its ok

Yeah I do, but you owe the cat an apology, I blamed him.

I thought I smelled taco bell when I went to sleep.- yes I forgive you.

Wow. You're such a classy lady.

I would, because I left the toilet seat up on purpose.

Yes ,eventually

Thats o.k. why do you think I pulled the covers up .

it's ok, you will get my fart(s) next time, hahaha..... :p

**** no ***** get on your knees and pray lol jk yea but dont get mad if i pants you in church while your receiving communion lol

no. get out

as long
as it doesnt stink lol

...I "crapped" in your shoes while you were asleep.......

It's ok coz I was not home last night..

awww, i'll forgive you! if you forgive me...

No. Why should I, when it smells like *** in my sleep?

Wow! Cool :-((

no wonder i smelt a sewer rat last night but i pissed on your side after dinner-matey.

Well, you don't want to know what I did to your pillow while you were at work. :P

That's ok, cuz I couldn't find the catbox last night and I used your dog.