What's a good use for petrified fruit cake?

Seems a waste to just throw it out?

Handsomestranger: WOW...I never anticipated that one. Is it too late to order one for Christmas, I wonder?

Murder weapon.

I eat it.

no believe me...your garbage can wants it.......or feed it to the birds

Door stop, window prop, to throw at pesky neighbor children, paperweight, gift for someone who has everything, replacement hammer....

I would throw it at my brother, or maybe put it in the garden.

hockey

Petrified fruit cake? There won't be such a thing for millions of years.

A paper weight, A door stop, Something to keep in your car to put behind the wheel to keep it from rolling if you ever have to do emergency repairs, A murder weapon (hard to get prints off)

use it to hoist up a sagging deck

Birds love bread & fruit. If you don't have a bird feeder, tie it with a little wire to a tree branch.

Frisbee.

Use it as a doorstop

You can always use it as a chopping block.

Cheers

Petrified fruit cake? Isn't that a bit redundant?

I load it into my trebuchet.

make an ice blend out of it *ewww*

*laughs so hard at murder weapon* uh, geve everee one a peice cause no one ever tasted that theng!! 鈾?/div>

• 1 week ago