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What would be a good pick-up line for a pirate?


Some of these answers are just bootyful.

I didn't come up with these myself, but I searched for it.

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin鈥? I鈥檓 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

I meant 'Those are great' My spell checker doesn't pick up on homonyms. Report It

Arrrrrr you free for dinner Friday night?

arrrrrrrrrree you wanting to go on a date with me?

a hoy there me matey, lets matey

Argghh,I always heard the saying"your booty shivers me timber" but baby,your booty gives ME the shivers.

Lame?

I'm thinking about using it.

wanna see what I can do with my peg leg ??

Arrrrrr ya willing to go out with me coz i gotz meeh eyez on dat bootie!?

Arrrrrrrrr, I want to plunder that booty

Did you just get back from Jamaica?
'Cause you're Jamaican me crazy.

ARRRRR !!!

ye marm !!

"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

Ye be givin me quite a quiver down below mind if I pleasure thee with a bit of a poke in yer low whiskers?

ArrrrGH Matey, "gettin any corn for your barrel lately"?

shiffer me timbers, arrrr you walking the plank with me lady or do i hoist u down in me cellar.-matey

Arrrrrrr........would you care to shiver me timber? Arrrrrrrrr you can be Roger me cabin boy.

I'd like to dock me ship 'The jolly Roger' in your port matey.

Can I bury me face in your treasure?

Arrrrr come and scrub me decks.

Me parrot wants to eat your crackers arrrrrrrr

aye matie lets do it

'i need more babies than rum!'

*lmao*

wow ARRRNNGEEE is me favorite color!

Do ye wanna go see the new pirate movie with me laddie? Its rated ARRRRR

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