OK, Poll for the blokes! How many of you woke up this morning with some very dirty thoughts?

lol

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Of corse girls can all answer too we just dont wake up with a certain little/large something

lol

What? Is thinking about a bunch of 18 year old women covered in a white translucent substance a dirty thought?

If so, then I am guilty.

not me

Me.

Yeah.. Imust clean my bloody car. Its filthy.....

not me.

Yea the ole tent pole. lol

again babe as soon as i looked at that piccy!!!!

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never

I did, did you?

You must be tired cause you were running through my mind all night!

i went to bed with them and woke up with them! we wont even get into the dreams! lol

Does waking up and thinking I need to get to the bathroom count? if it doesnt then still yes ;)

not at all...how rude!

Well, I woke up with some morning wood....but it WAS cold outside, and I needed to start the fire, so.....lol!

count me in...just count me in for every morning actually.

why only men?

Nope - just thoughts about the stuffing the turkey - not sure why ! LoL

woooohoooooo.i sure did

not guilty your honour

Hmmm...some very sexy thoughts, but no dirt was involved. Do you think sex is "dirty?"

Oh btw, guys are more likely to have sex on the brain in the mornings, because a guy needs more energy for sex than a woman does. So he's up and ready in the morning, whereas a woman is more adapted for sex in the evening because she's relaxed and quiet which is what she needs. So do you have sexy thoughts at night?

I woke up with an erection, but I was dreaming about flying just seconds before. It was awesome.

I did, i need a shower !

I did (as usual). Drop me a line and I'll share them in detail ;-)

Firstly, you need to define dirty. If you mean sexy, then say so. Most men will admit to waking up with sexy thoughts, because they associate the (semi-) hard-on they awake with to thinking of sex. Actually, the overwhelming majority haven't been thinking of sex. The morning erection is normally caused by the pressure of the urine on the bladder which in turn presse on the prostate gland and/or the position of the body in the bed.

However, some men's thoughts will turn to sex in the morning if they have a woman next to them in bed.

not today but I've had a recurring nightmare the last two nights

I dreamt that I had been eating a giant marshmallow and I seem to have misplaced my pillow?

I did - I fantasized I was boffing Lyndsy Fonseca on "Desperate Housewives."
She was tremendous. Thank you.